I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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