'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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