Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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