So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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