the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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