I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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