wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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