I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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