My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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