hotel room ftw
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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