ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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