I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize