As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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