If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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