I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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