Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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