Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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