People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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