i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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