I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
The air was thick with penises
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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