I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
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thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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