I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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