Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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