How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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