I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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