NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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