The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
