Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Houston, we have a squirter
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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