No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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