At least make sure they are 18
Why
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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