Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
what is it with giant penises always finding me
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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