just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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