"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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