So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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