Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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