The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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