i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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