They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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