she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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