Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
