Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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