I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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