return my video game
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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