South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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