how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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