if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
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The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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