new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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