I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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