So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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