I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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