He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Please don't give away my fajitas
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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