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I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
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