Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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