What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
It's shark week go big or go home
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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