it was like eating out sand paper
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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